I am obsessed with pop culture. Music, movies, television, etc., are my
life-blood. So naturally when I have
seen a movie that I am positive is a classic, I am also 100% sure that everyone
else in the English speaking world has seen it.
My thoughts and hopes of people seeing these movies or knowing where my
references originate have consistently been dashed against the rock as I have
been at SVU. Most students I have met,
at school, have never heard of more than half the things I talk about. I honestly thought it was just a “bubble”
thing.
My thought of coming home to Orlando has me convinced that people would
FINALLY understand what I’m talking about.
People of the world can understand my references, for once, and all will
live in harmony forever. However, in the
last few days at work, I have been surprised to find out that my pop culture
wisdom is basically just for me.
Needless to say, I found that it’s clearly not a bubble thing. It has everything to do with the fact that
people are uneducated fools when it comes to pop culture. My straw that broke the camel’s back, in this
case, was finding out that only 3 people I work with have seen The Princess Bride. Three out of tens of people ranging in ages
from 16-60 have seen that 1980’s classic.
My whole view of the world and life itself was shattered. How can a person live and function in adult
society today and not see The Princess
Bride?! It’s scandalous, really, and
truly disappointing. Since that fateful
day, I have felt the need to run around my work place screaming “Educate
yourselves!” So far, my cries and pleas for people to learn more about pop
culture are in vain…just like when I try to teach my friends from college/high
school about pop culture (you know who you are).
So I have decided that I will begin educating the masses through this
blog post. I have found the top 250
movies of all time (that is right, ALL TIME people) from imdb.com and you all can read it,
watch these movies, etc. There are some
on that list that I think they could do without and some that I agree are
important, but not THE MOST important. I
will highlight the ones that I 100% agree with and then I will make my own list
of movies that will educate the world.
IMDB List:
#4-Pulp Fiction: It’s classic
Tarantino. Watch it and learn.
#6-12 Angry Men: Classic
movie about jurors on a murder trial.
#7-Schindler’s List. Needs no
explanation.
#9-Lord of the Rings: Return of
the King. Also see #’s15 and 22 because they are the other 2 parts of the
trilogy. EDUCATE YOURSELVES ON GEEKDOM.
#11-14
#17-Star Wars Episode IV: A New
Hope as well as all the other Star Wars movies.
#19-Casablanca. It’s probably
one of the most famous movies of all time.
If you haven’t seen it, do it. If
you refuse to see it, die.
#25-Raiders of the Lost Ark and
every other Indiana Jones movies
starring Harrison Ford ever made.
#29-Psycho. A horror/thriller
movie classic. Everyone knows the shower
stabby scene and music. Now watch the
rest of the movie.
#30-It’s a Wonderful Life. You
can’t go wrong when James Stewart is in a movie.
#41-Alien. An alien fetus
claws its way out of a woman’s abdomen.
It’s kind of legit.
#42-The Avengers. It just
came out, go see it. Tons of handsome men fighting. Perfection in movie form.
#46-Toy Story 3. While you’re
at it, see the other two.
#48-The Shining. AMERICAN
HORROR CLASSIC. “Here’s Johnny!”
#52-The Pianist. Oscar gold.
#61-Back to the Future. Needs
no explanation.
#70-The Prestige. Hugh
Jackman, Christian Bale, and Michael Caine: you can’t lost with them.
#82-Monty Python and the Holy
Grail. It’s a movie, it’s a musical now, it’s an epic win.
#84-Singin’ in the Rain. Gene
Kelly at his finest. Singing, dancing,
and “I cayn’t styan-em.”
#94-Star Wars Episode VI: Return
of the Jedi. See #17.
#101-The Lion King. “Simba,
remember….” Disney’s Golden Age of Movies.
#102-Indiana Jones and the Last
Crusade. See #25.
#136-146
#151-The Artist. 2012 Oscar
Gold. It’s amazing.
#162-Gone With the Wind. It
beat The Wizard of Oz for the big
awards in ’39. Plus, “Frankly, my dear,
I don’t give a damn.”
#179-Slumdog Millionaire. It’s
SUCH a good story about a boy’s life story and his journey in India and on “Who
Wants to be a Millionaire?”
#197-The Princess Bride. YOU ALL MUST WATCH THIS MOVIE TO LIVE.
#208-The Exorcist. Head
spinning all the way around, crab walking downstairs, and it’s a horror
classic.
#217-Harry Potter and the Deathly
Hallows. Before you watch that one, watch all the HP movies.
#218-A Streetcar Named Desire. “STELLA!!”
#227-Roman Holiday. Audrey
Hepburn at her finest, besides Breakfast
at Tiffany’s.
#233-Rosemary’s Baby. It’s a fascinating tale of Paranoia and
pregnancy. Watch it.
Alright, so that list is all well and good, but since this whole blog
post, and blog itself, is about me and what I think will educate people, here
is my PERFECT list for the educating of the masses.
Tracy’s List of Perfectly Educating the World:
-Every Disney movie ever made:
-From Snow White to Brave. If you want to really go above and beyond, watch the silly symphonies, steamboat willy and the silent
movies too.
-The ENTIRE Star Wars collection
(maybe not the cartoon ones, but every other one)
-Lord of the Rings trilogy.
-Harry Potter series.
-Indiana Jones
-All
movies, maybe not the new one with Shia Lebouf, but the originals with Harrison
Ford)
-The Princess Bride
-Gone With the Wind
-The Wizard of Oz
-ALL Mel Brooks movies, including, but not limited to:
-Blazing Saddles -Robin Hood Men In Tights
-
Young Frankenstein -The
Producers
-Monty Python Movies:
-Monty Python and the Holy Grail -History of the World Part 1
-Monty
Python’s Flying Circus -Any
other one you can get your hands on
-ANYTHING by Rodgers and Hammerstein.
That includes, but is not limited to:
-The Sound of Music -Cinderella
-The
King and I -South
Pacific
-ANY musical that became a
movie from the 1940s-1970s. INCLUDING:
-Bye Bye Birdie -Annie Get Your Gun
-Seven
Brides for Seven Brothers -My
Fair Lady
-Calamity
Jane -West
Side Story
-The
Pajama Game -Thoroughly
Modern Millie
-ANY Gene Kelly/Fred
Astaire/Rock Hudson/Doris Day movie. My favorites are:
-Singin’ in the Rain -Pillow Talk
-Funny
Face -Easter
Parade
-That
Touch of Mink -Summer
Stock
-John Hughes movies from the
1980s, and any other ‘80s teen classic.
Including, but not limited to:
-The Breakfast Club -Sixteen Candles
-Pretty
in Pink -Can’t
Buy Me Love
-St.
Elmo’s Fire -Say
Anything
-‘90s/2000s teen movies. Including,
but not limited to:
-She’s All That -The Election (Pick
Flick!)
-Drive
Me Crazy -Drop
Dead Gorgeous
-10
Things I Hate About You -Bring
It On
-Clueless -Never
Been Kissed
-Zoolander
-Scary Movie Classics,
including, but not limited to:
-Psycho, The Shining, The Birds (Anything
Alfred Hitchcock)
-Signs, The Sixth Sense, The Village (Anything
M. Night Shyamalan)
-The Exorcist
-Poltergeist
-The
Grudge Trilogy (actually, it’s kinda funny.)
-ANYTHING by Jim Henson:
-Muppet Treasure Island -Muppets in Space
-The
Muppet Movie (circa 1979) -Muppets in Manhattan
-The Muppets (circa 2011) -Muppet Christmas Carol
-The
Great Muppet Caper -Muppet
Family Christmas
There are LOADS more movies that I haven’t added to this list, but this
is pretty good to start your pop culture education with. If anyone has more to add to the list,
comment/message/email me and I’ll add them to the list!
Ready, set, EDUCATE YOURSELVES!
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